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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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