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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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