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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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