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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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