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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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