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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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