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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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