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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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