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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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