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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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