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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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