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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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