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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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