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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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