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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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