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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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