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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡
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