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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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