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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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