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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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