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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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