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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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