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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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