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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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