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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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