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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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