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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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