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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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