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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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