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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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