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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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