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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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