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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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