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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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