Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.