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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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