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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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