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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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