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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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