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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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