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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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