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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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