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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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