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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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