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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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