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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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