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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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