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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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