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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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