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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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